Big Easy - the missing scene

As far as I know, this additional scene was seen only in the UK.

Setting - in a hospital room :

Remy is in the bed, on his stomach, hanging over the side and typing on a typewriter on the floor.
Anne enters with Remy's gator in her hand.

Anne: What's that?

Remy: Nothing - What's that?

Anne: I brought you a little friend.

Remy: Oh - I could use a friend! (Anne throws the gator to Remy) OW!

Anne: You still sore?

Remy: Well, you would be sore too if they took a splinter this size out of your butt.

Anne: They got you in your best feature. (Anne starts caressing his leg)

Remy: Yeah - hey - stop that!

Anne: Stop what?

Remy: That!

Anne: Or that? Or that?

Remy: That! (Anne has snuck up on him and rips the paper out of the typewriter)

Remy: Hey, gimme - gimme that!

Anne: What is this?

Remy: It's nothing.

Anne: It's a letter of resignation to the police department! And what do you think you are going to do? Become a nightwatchman?

Remy : Yeah - you said it, Annie. I took a bribe, tampered with evidence, resisted arrest, perjured myself under oath ....

Anne: And ran a red light - don't forget that.

Remy: Yeah. I mean, how could an assistent district attorney on the official police corruption strike force ever marry a guy like that?

Anne: Is that - ehm - supposed to be your way of proposing matrimony, lieutenant?

Remy: Not such a crazy idea!

Anne: Oh - I know too much about your reputation to believe you.

Remy: Well, just what do you think I am anyway?

Anne: A rotten, don't-give-a-shit, dishonest, no-good dirty cop - is that what you think I think?

Remy: Well - yeah.. (Anne crumples the paper)

Anne: Let's face it Remy - you're not one of the bad guys any more.

Remy: Is this your way of saying "I do"?

Anne: This is the Big Easy dahlin' - folks here have a certain way of doing things down here.

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